Broke'N Bored
Fueled by Caffeine & Chaos
From small-batch bakes and spice blends with an attitude, to custom merch for people who hate the mall. If it's in our shop, it's because we were too bored to sit still and too broke to buy the mass-produced version. It's handmade, it's one-of-a-kind, and it's yours—if you can handle it.
Handmade Because We Have To Be
Every loaf, cookie, and tumbler is forged by hand in our kitchen-slash-chaos-center. We're too broke for a factory and way too bored for a personality-hire job. It's not "made with love"—it's made with high-grade caffeine and a complete lack of better options.
Running on High Octane & Zero F*cks
If you're wondering why your order looks so good, it's because we're five coffees deep and haven't seen the sun in three days. We trade sleep for craftsmanship—you get the loot, we get the jitters.
Not Your Basic B*tch Boutique
Have a specific vibe in mind? We do custom shirts, tumblers, and bakes for people who hate mass-produced garbage. Tell us what you want—we're broke, not uninspired, and we've got just enough boredom to make it happen.
What We Make
A little taste of what's in the kitchen & shop.